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What do cats and bra’s have in common?

Cats and bra’s love boobs

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Fomento de la lectura:
Read more books!

Cats and bra’s show your level of education

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Fomento de la lectura:
Read more books!
If you don’t get the link,
watch the video below…

At least cats know how to wear bra’s

fomento de la lectura

Fomento de la lectura:
Read more books!
If you don’t get the link,
watch the video below…

When done well, bra’s and cats are eye-catchers

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Fomento de la lectura:
Read more books!

You did read the message right? Read more books!

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Now for the real promotion campaign to read more books…

fomento lecturaThe girl on the right is promoting "fomento de la lectura" and adjusting her bra being asked what she reads…

Then you get a name of poets and some kind of explanation of what poetry is all about… And she even says that she doesn’t lie… 🙂

Blablabla and I don’t lie… Have you ever believed a person like that?

Also show me any girl stepping off a train without a handbag… And if the bra already needs to be adjusted after 5 steps, she most likely knows as much about bra shopping than about reading poetry…

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Or "Promotion to read more" euhm, read more "good books" that is in stead of good blogs like mine 🙂 (blatant self promotion 😈 )

Promoting to read more books is great, but the promotion video is wrong: why would I suddenly start reading "Baudelaire" because a cow that doesn’t even know how to put on a bra tells me to in a video?

See: never promote books with cows, cats are much better for that! Also: if you need to put subtitles under what she is saying… must be quite some educated girl talking!

Now if Noelia would bring out a sex video in which she was reading poetry, you could be sure you are reaching your target audience that could use some poetry to spice up their lives!

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