That Handsome Devil – Dating Tips

LYRICS: People often ask me Godforbid they say, you’re quite the ladies man, what’s your secret? Well, You too can be swimmin’ in women Afloat in seas of ovaries But more importantly Knowing whether behind those pretty eyes You have a diamond in the rough Or colored contact lenses and a rough (slipping sound) stripper named Diamond. Let’s recreate the scene: Make believe you’re at a table seat Talking playfully to the waitress at your local place to eat Way below the apron Maybelline, smell of eggs and cheese, bacon grease, she’s a babe an 8 at least You wanna push the plate of quasadillas off the table, and spread them angel’s wings, but you can’t say a thing? If you don’t do well with women, They sell prescription drugs on television May cause loss of appetite Malnutrition, Dizzy spells, And different bells were ringing, And that’s where I come in and give ’em a little extra help to get ’em (You can’t get) You see, confidence is key when entering any situation. (In her pants) We all have insecurities So why not build your confidence on the insecurities of others (But you don’t) Hey, she’s gonna (banging sound) somebody (Give a damn) So why not you! The drunker you are, The easier it is to get laid, But the harder it is to (boing sound) You may have to picture what it is this month Whoever you been thinking of The girl at the Pizza Hut, Midgets, Nuns, Whatever little miss it was. And with a little hard work, A little luck, If you haven’t given up, Maybe you can get it up …