Rachel Aldana

Rachel Aldana : boobs without whiskers

My name is Tiger and I am a cat.

I own a human called Linky Love who felt way too shy to write this 32JJ huge post about the Guinness Boob of Records featuring Rachel Aldana.

So I took my huge paws and will post the post for you, Rachel Aldana pictures included of course.

rachel Aldana myspace

Rachel Aldana Myspace is Yours :
typical human illogical expression,
in cat’s world: myspace is mine!

Rachel Aldana Freeones

Most of the time I fall asleep when my human watches shows about plastic surgery. I mean what’s the logic of putting a silicone bags under your boobs when you can get freeones like Rachel Aldana did.

Why some human needs to pay for big boobs and the other not, I still need to figure that out but hey, let me take a nap first.

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Rachel Aldana Freeones: although cats are meat eaters,
I recommend real organic watermelons

Rachel Aldana Pictures

You have seen all those amateur pictures of amateur photographers who tale a picture of there human without their feet or cutting down their legs from the knee down. Maybe it’s just a human fetish of hinting to plastic surgery?

Now With Rachel Aldana, your normal amateur photographer has to make sure not cutting of any parts of her boobs in the picture.

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Rachel Aldana Pictures:
take your distance or use a bigger lens…
and make sure don’t always look down on humans with big cleavage

Rachel Aldana boobs

As a cat I am entitled to explain you what Rachel Aldana boobs 32JJ really mean…

Now what is so special about the Rachel Aldana boobs? I mean, as a cat, I notice on the spot that something is wrong with Rachel Aldana: she has no whiskers!

But in order to focus on whiskers, humans tend to focus on boobs. Pretty strange, as when my human wears a warm sweater in winter, I wonder where she put her boobs.

And you can find special books about boobs: like the Guinness Book of Records showcasing the biggest Boob of records: a whopping 32JJ from Rachel Aldana.

Now I have few clues what 32JJ means and I am sure it must be a code like so:

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Rachel Aldana boobs 32 JJ explained
3: weight of left boob in pounds
2: weight of right boob in kg
J: shape of left boob
J: shape of right boob

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