Paris Hilton Gone Wild

paris hiltonOh yes, now you will see Paris Hilton raw oops Rwa oops, well, raw in Rwanda, not in Paris. Confused?

I am sure Paris Hilton must be confused now she wants to become the only Tigress left in Rwanda.

Yes, our most favorite Tit girl, (it girl?) will bare it all in a reality show in Rwanda called "The Philantropist".

The "PARISHILTONanthropist" that is, oh well, she will probably need the whole first episode trying to pronounce Philantropist in a way it doesn’t involve connotations towards pedophiles and the sort. Yes, talking about news about Nurin, well, there is no news… and that’s bad news!

Paris Hilton gives assistance

Yeah, why not? The only blond in a country in Africa. Men would love to see her coming!

So our newborn stamp collector (philatelist, philanthropist, tropist? Tropics!…..)

Paris Hilton in The Philantropics!

See, it’s not easy to get into the mindset of Paris Hilton, but in her new show "The Philantropics", she will visit the tropics, more precisely Rwanda as an ambassador of Playing for Good organization.

Paris Hilton will be in Rwanda for five days (that’s all the sun tan cream she is allowed to carry on board) , visiting clinics, schools and of course give the necessary assistance whenever needed! Now you can be assured: Rwanda can use assistance everywhere, so I wonder how Paris Hilton is going to do that in 5 days!

"I’m scared, yeah," Paris Hilton admitted to Newsweek. "I’ve heard it’s really dangerous. I’ve never been on a trip like this before."

Strange, now I thought jail was scary…

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