Today, Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan explains in court what straight means when it comes to his self proclaimed sodomy case.

Sodomy Saiful, the clown in the latest Anwar Sodomy 2 trial, has a Benny Hill kind of smutty humor: taking of his pants at any time possible. It all starts during his accusation where his colleague according to Saiful asks "Can I F*** you?". Of course Saiful says no, but then start stripping down naked…

Straight after that, Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan tries to take off his pants 3 times again:

1. First at Tawakal Hospital in Jalan Pahang here but the receptionist on duty told him that the hospital only operated for half a day. It’s not the first time Saiful arrives late as that’s one of the reasons he wrote on his resignation letter: "he said he was quitting as he was not qualified for the post, and lacked discipline as he was often late for work."
   Only clowns write resignation letters like that
2. The second mooning was at the Pusrawi Hospital in Jalan Tun Razak. Saiful said he had a stomach ache and felt pain in the anus. No mention about sodomy though.
   The doctor asked Saiful to remove his pants – easy peasy for Saiful – and inserted something in his anus… Then Saiful informs the doctor he had been sodomized and wanted to do a medical examination. So first you let somebody else tamper with your anus and then you start saying you have been sodomized. It’s like letting somebody handle a letter with his bare hands and after that asking whether he can do an examination for fingerprints. What where you thinking Mohd Saiful? Oh, we forgot, you dropped out of university, thinking is not your forte.
3. Straight after that: pants off number 3 : Saiful went "straight" to Hospital Kuala Lumpur. "Straight": after going to 2 other hospitals Saiful calls this "straight". Does Saiful know what the meaning of straight is, and what the meaning of sodomy is for that matter?
   In Saiful’s testimony of today, he declares that "straight" means 2 days after his previous visit at the Pusrawi Hospital. Hold your breath: he didn’t pass any stools in those 48 hours. No kidding: if all the shit comes out from your mouth, there won’t be any left to come out of your anus, will there?

I don’t know about you, but don’t we already pay enough money to see shows being repeated all over again on Astro Satellite TV? Now we have to look at Anwar’s Sodomy 2 trial, and after 2 days of Saiful taking off his pants in various places for various reasons, he ridicules not only himself not being able to repeat one and the same story for once, but also ridicules the whole Malaysian judiciary system that has to digest all this. Anyway’s it’s great news for gutter newspapers that don’t have anything better to report

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