Browsing Category: "Evil John Chow"
Today we bring you a funny toilet bowl cam introduce by no less than John Chow: our toilet spy of the day!
What you do next
- if your name is John Chow: leave a comment and say Thanks!
- if your name is not John Chow, then post his video in any unappropriate place you can
John Chow’s shitty routine
Just Google for John Chow shit and you will find a lot of people thinking bad things about John Chow. Well, that’s because John Chow is !
But since he was my inspiration for starting a blog about how to make money online, we might as well do something back for him and post his video which he hopes will go viral. There you go: any advertisement is good advertisement.
Now before you click the play button: some things you need to know:
- if you hate a guy named Gary, keep him in mind during the video
- if you don’t want a silly song buzzing you the rest of the day about "… in his pa-ants, … in his pa-ants", you are advised not to watch this John Chow video!
- this video could end you up thinking "John Chow: I am so tired and so sick of your shit it’s over", so be warned!
- just ask yourself why he is wearing an affiliate T-Shirt…
John Chow talks about the meaning of life or so…
How to make money from the Internet with John Chow?
It took me a long time to find out John Chow’s strategy to make money online, but this video shows it: "it’s all about making buzz".
Once the buzz attracts loads and loads of visitors then:
- start advertising his brainchild TTZ
- look for advertisers that love to be seen around a buzz.
In other words:
write a blog to attract visitors, and then
send them to places where they will be monetized.
Like GO TO Adopt a puppy for FREE now!
So if they asked me how I knew raccoon shit was blue…well… John Chow’s class: dismissed 
Hidden ladies toilet bowl cam
As usual people keep on adding their URL, and yesterday on April fools day I got this link which shows the promised toilet bowl cam below.
Toilet Bowl Cam
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Today we celebrate the farting reindeer at Linky Love’s Pets on Tuesday. Every year exactly 3 months and 7 days after Christmas, we celebrate the reindeer that didn’t make it to Santa Claus due to some windy issues.
How to join the farting reindeer picture celebration?
All you have to do is try to fulfill the list below or work your way down as far as you can
- link to any page on the Internet that talks about a farting reindeer (it’s all about
how to make money onlinelink love: love the farting reindeer never receives, except on this special day…) annoyhit 7 people to do the same- add a picture of a farting reindeer
- post about any other rare species of animal you know (like the Ratty Papersurfer)
You got hit by the reindeer!
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How much money do carpenters make compared with me blogging for money? All depends on:
- what are your goals
- what are your skills
- what are your tools
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Some links have been there for half a year already, that’s dirt cheap!!!
How much money did (The) Carpenters make?
The Carpenters found a niche in the 70s when louder and faster-paced rock was in great demand. Reason why we know them is because their soft musical niche music that made them one of the best-selling music artists of all time.
But all that couldn’t prevent Karen of The Carpenters to die of anorexia nervosa at the age of only 32. Money can’t buy everything!
How much money did carpenter Joseph from the Bible make?
Joseph, the man that helped virgin marry to fled to Egypt so they were able to bring up Jesus…
It’s not stated how much money carpenters made during those days, but for all I learned from the bible:
- have your business where there is lot’s of traffic (traders in the synagogue)
- you can always double your money if you let it work. Just know that twice 3 is only 6 where twice 5 is already 10… the more money you have, the easier it gets
- you don’t have to do a lot to become famous:just make sure you get seen around another famous person (who would have ever known there was a carpenter named Joseph when there wouldn’t have been Jesus
So don’t look at a persons’ pay check, but learn how they got the paycheck!
How much money do real carpenters make?
How much money do carpenters make?
Normally, carpenters make between 10$ to 30$ an hour. The more skillful they are, the more they can earn.
Skillful means:
- if they have the skills to negotiate a better price, they can earn more
- if they have finer carpenter skills, they can earn more
- if they have better tools, they can earn more
So remember that even the best carpenter can be the least paid. Just visit Bali and see how little these amazingly skilled wood-carvers are making…
Carpenters’ earnings versus Linky Love’s earnings
Compared to carpenters in Bali, Linky love is doing well, compared to carpenters in US, there is room for improvement:
- I am not a salesperson, so I am not that good in negotiating prices for advertising, nor am I good in selling stuff online
- I am not an IT person, so my money making skills are less compared to let’s say John Chow "who was born in a computer"
- I am resourceful and finding better tools, resulting in new websites like Adopt a Puppy for Free : 20 days young and already making more money than Gwen Stefani Clothes make in 1 month…
Monthly Earnings
Monthly earnings month 11
$ 2914.58 total
- Month 11: $127.09 (this monthly earnings report covers February 12, 2008 to March 11, 2008)
- Month 10: $305.93
- Month 9: $ 288.56
- Month 8: $ 516.25
- Month 7: $ 217.76
- Month 6: $ 713.18
- Month 5: $ 368.57
- Month 4: $ 195.56
- Month 3: $ 44.10
- Month 2: $ 62.28
- Month 1: $ 24.81
Breakdown Earnings Month 11
- Contextual ads:
- Bidvertiser + Kontera : 117.40$ (twice as much as last month using Adsense and Kontera)
- Gwen Stefani Clothes: 8.51$ (a bit more than last month but compared to Adopt a Puppy for Free earning more in it’s first 20 days of existence… A
new niche site - Blogging for money: 0.30 $
- Smorty: 0.30 $ : Thanks to 1 referral signing up here for Smorty under my name (easy money: for every post this new referral writes, I earn 5%)
- PPP: 00 $ (only use PPP if you want to lose your PR…)
- Sponsored Reviews: 000.00 $
- ScratchBack: 00 $
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Evaluation
Know yourself
Read what I said about how carpenters can earn more money and then see for yourself where you stand:
- if carpenters have the skills to negotiate a better price, they can earn more
- if they have finer carpenter skills, they can earn more
- if carpenters have better tools, they can earn more
I am :
- not a salesperson
- not an IT person but
- I am looking for better tools in order to make more money online
One tool I bought is the complete Step-by-Step Guide on creating Profitable Blogs. From that I mainly use the "Find yourself a new niche website tool". This makes that I am starting to make more money on the Internet outside of the Linky Love blog.
Selling adspace is not my forte either, so as you can see now:
- you can just buy adspace in 1 second here : text-link-ads for only 10$ and exposure for half a year!
- buy adspace in 1 minute here : it gives you statistics about my visitors, so saves me the sales person talk : just look at the bare facts and decide for yourself
- why advertising on Linky Love is a great way of attracting more visitors to your website and
- why advertising on Linky Love is a great way of branding your products.
If you are blogging for money yourself: then evaluate where you stand.
- if you are good in selling stuff, then by all means make more efforts there.
- if you have a good IT background and you want to dig deeper in order to reach more, then by all means make more efforts there.
- if you are like me: not an IT person nor a salesperson, then get yourself some good tools in order to blog better
Think outside the box…
Really look around yourself and look with eyes that monetize…
Charisma Carpenter Playboy Gallery
An example of thinking outside the "Carpenter" box is illustrated in the picture below, yet outside the box doesn’t always have to mean outside your clothes…
That’s why you can also have a look at
Charisma Carpenter Playboy Gallery is only 1 example of
thinking outside the "Carpenter" box…
Another example about thinking about the carpenters box is selling the carpenters sticker heads in the picture higher above…
Future earnings
Like I said last month: on average we are making $300 a month. With the amount of effort I put in this blog compared to other blogs (Adopt a Puppy for Free), I should be making my target of $1000 a month already long time ago.
We have to face it: earning $3000 a year is great when you talk about pocket money in the west.
It’s even better when you talk about living in the east. It buys me 3 airplane tickets from east to west, which is great for sitting on my butt and writing about the things I love 
Main thing is you do what you love, and if what you love is wood and "carpenting", then by all means become a carpenter, no matter how much money it does or doesn’t make…
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