Archive for the ‘John ChoW Wednesday’ Category

Toilet Bowl Cam

Today we bring you a funny toilet bowl cam introduce by no less than John Chow: our toilet spy of the day!

What you do next

John Chow’s shitty routine

click my buttJust Google for John Chow shit and you will find a lot of people thinking bad things about John Chow. Well, that’s because John Chow is :twisted: !

But since he was my inspiration for starting a blog about how to make money online, we might as well do something back for him and post his video which he hopes will go viral. There you go: any advertisement is good advertisement.

Now before you click the play button: some things you need to know:

  • if you hate a guy named Gary, keep him in mind during the video
  • if you don’t want a silly song buzzing you the rest of the day about "… in his pa-ants, … in his pa-ants", you are advised not to watch this John Chow video!
  • this video could end you up thinking "John Chow: I am so tired and so sick of your shit it’s over", so be warned!
  • just ask yourself why he is wearing an affiliate T-Shirt…

free tabby kittens

John Chow talks about the meaning of life or so…

How to make money from the Internet with John Chow?

It took me a long time to find out John Chow’s strategy to make money online, but this video shows it: "it’s all about making buzz".

Once the buzz attracts loads and loads of visitors then:

  • start advertising his brainchild TTZ
  • look for advertisers that love to be seen around a buzz.

In other words:

write a blog to attract visitors, and then
send them to places where they will be monetized.

Like GO TO Adopt a puppy for FREE now!

So if they asked me how I knew raccoon shit was blue…well… John Chow’s class: dismissed :-)

Hidden ladies toilet bowl cam

As usual people keep on adding their URL, and yesterday on April fools day I got this link which shows the promised toilet bowl cam below.

toilet bowl cam

Toilet Bowl Cam

Popularity: 7% [?]

Technorati Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Chinese New Year: John Chow

tip $10"After I gave Linky Love a $10.00 tip,
I’ve increased traffic coming from this website to mine.
It’s working for me & it should work for you too!" Tip her here!
Mae, The Postcard Collector

john chowTomorrow is the start of the Chinese New Year of the rat. This is a very important festival amongst the Chinese and the Vietnamese as well.

If you ever wondered why so many Chinese are stranded in train stations these days in snowy China: it’s because 200 million Chinese are "going home". That is the same number are there are US citizens…

fire crackerNow we all know John Chow makes money telling other people how to make money online. Although he does a lot of rambling inbetween, the advantage of rambling is: that there is a topic for everybody.

  • that explains why you can find "everybody" on his website and
  • why Linky Love divided her website in different topics each day

chinese new year dollThis strategy is only useful if "for some reason" you want lots of visitors.

  • I want lots of visitors so I can monetize my website better using passive income from Adsense, Kontera and any other person wanting to advertise on my site.
  • John Chow’s strategy is having a big number of RSS readers (which is loved by ReviewMe and anybody else using "email marketing".

So for once I will add some Chinese New Year rambling link from John Chow celebrating Chinese New year in Vancouver, Canada.

If you go there here, you will notice the Chinese New Year celebration pictures will look very much like in the picture below:

lunar new year

Lunar New Year Dragon Dance

And yes: you will see a lot of people wearing red like Mischa Barton:

Mischa Barton Chinese New Year

Mischa Barton Chinese New Year outfit:
you don’t need to be red from top to toe during Chinese New Year!

mischa barton chinese new year red

Mischa Barton in red
This is why I don’t wear too much red at Chinese New Year:
I don’t want to look like a ripe tomato…

More Mischa Barton in a bikini and Mischa Barton Glamour Pictures

tip $10"After I gave Linky Love a $10.00 tip,
I’ve increased traffic coming from this website to mine.
It’s working for me & it should work for you too!" Tip her here!
Mae, The Postcard Collector


Technorati Tags: , , , , , , , , , ,


Popularity: 2% [?]

Technorati Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Linky Love beats John Chow : Make Money Online

add to sk*rt

Linky Love’s never outspoken goal was to beat Mr John Chow in his own bragging game: ranking high in the search engine for the keyword phrase "Make Money Online".

As by today, me and John Chow rank on the same Google page, be it

Linky Love ranks 4 places higher than John Chow

make money online

Make Money Online :
Linky Love ranks 4 places higher than John Chow
(click picture to enlarge)

It’s earnings that counts

After 9 months of Linky Love, we still don’t rank number 1 for Make Money Online, for the same reason John Chow isn’t ranking number one either: just because Google doesn’t like what we are doing.

Anyway, after 9 months of trying and having been on the first SERP when John Chow was ranking number 1, I quit the game that nobody knew about. If you know Sally Chow, you know that there are much more important things in life than beating people with similar names…

John Chow

Nevertheless I love John Chow (not like his wife loves him of course…) as I equally love the evil John Chow :twisted: .

His blog most likely makes about 100 times more money than mine and his Review Me price is 7.5 times more than mine.

John ChoW Wednesday

Ever wondered why I never gave a name to Wednesday where the rest of the days are covered like so:

Weekly Features:

  • Make Money Monday,
  • Pets Tuesday,
  • ??? Wednesday,
  • Gossip Thursday,
  • Blog Better SEO Friday and
  • Blog of the Weekend.

Because I was waiting to beat John Chow, and take it from there. Yet I hate waiting :-)

So from now on we will make Wednesday a John ChoW Wednesday and summarize a bit what he has been saying about SEO, Internet marketing or Making money online without the miscellaneous ramblings about sweet Sally and the sort…

| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |

Popularity: 3% [?]

Technorati Tags: , , , , ,

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

  • Meet Asian Singles

  • Featured sites

  • Thong Swimsuits

    thong swimsuits
  • Site of the day!

  • Lesbian Dating

    FREE online Lesbian dating
  • Smoothies