Browsing Category: "Evaluation"
DoD brings you the most hilarious and ridiculous invention ever: a hand-held lie detector. ‘red’ means you’re lying …How do you ask a suicide bomber after he blew up the square???
Is DoD the new RED in the war-against-HIV/Aids RED campaign?
DoD as in Do or Die! Oops, Department of Defense formerly known as Department of WAR (no kidding!!!) has done it again: using up taxpayers money to create more nonsense: a handheld lie detector…
New anti-terror weapon: Hand-held lie detector
U.S. troops in Afghanistan first to get new device; ‘red’ means you’re lying
The Defense Department says the portable device isn’t perfect, but is accurate enough to save American lives by screening local police officers, interpreters and allied forces for access to U.S. military bases, and by helping narrow the list of suspects after a roadside bombing. The device has already been tried in Iraq and is expected to be deployed there as well. “We’re not promising perfection — we’ve been very careful in that,” said Donald Krapohl, special assistant to the director at the Defense Academy for Credibility
Assessment, the midwife for the new device.
Some of the short comings of the device:
- both the proponents and critics agree on one thing: This new device is likely to be less accurate than a polygraph, because it gathers less physiological information.
- oops: gathering less physiological information in a war zone where everybody is ‘de facto’ stressed out… that’s going to be as accurate as measuring the distance between the earth and the moon with your thumb…
- So a US solder will ask an Afghan : "did you put this bomb here"? (just after an explosion… which triggers lots of emotions anyway…) and the Afghan most likely needs a translator…
- so how do you narrow the list of suicide bomber suspects after a roadside???
Really DoD: WHO YOU GONNA ASK?
Oh well: if we can go to war in Iraq and spend billions with no results, then why not create a device with equally no results… lead by example!
How long can you laugh before you cry?
Now which one of these you want to interrogate…
Can we use the new DoD device on politicians?
Really: can all politicians use the device when they are giving their next speech? Just for the fun of it 
‘red’ for embarrassing
I mean really Colin Powell: is that anthrax you are carrying?
- if yes: if it breaks, wouldn’t that wipe out the United Nations Security Council? ‘red’ for embarrassing
- if no: then who are you trying to fool? ‘red’ for embarrassing
Or was it yet another publicity stunt (gone real bad after 4000 US dead soldiers…) like selling fast cars as if they went as fast as the operation needed for adding the boobs to the model (not the car model, the babe model sitting on it).
‘red’ for hot
The RED Campaign DOD for embarrassing
Back in January 2006 U2’s Bono launched RED : a new global brand or associated product code.
Gisele Bundchen having sex with … oops
Gisele Bundchen and a Masai warrior
in lots of RED because
red lips, red cars, red clothes…
red makes money!
Yes: the new DoD lie detectors makes lots of money for yet another useless device
The aim of the Real RED Campaign is that :
a share of profits from ‘Red’ branded products
(American Express, Gap, Converse, Motorola, Giorgio Armani…
selling T-shirts, footwear, sunglasses, handphones credit card
in red or a RED logo)
will be used
to fight against Aids in Africa.
RED for a real cause…
But in the case of the handheld lie detector: just another red wasted… Trying to fund yourself DOD … 
Popularity: 5% [?]
Today we bring you a funny toilet bowl cam introduce by no less than John Chow: our toilet spy of the day!
What you do next
- if your name is John Chow: leave a comment and say Thanks!
- if your name is not John Chow, then post his video in any unappropriate place you can
John Chow’s shitty routine
Just Google for John Chow shit and you will find a lot of people thinking bad things about John Chow. Well, that’s because John Chow is !
But since he was my inspiration for starting a blog about how to make money online, we might as well do something back for him and post his video which he hopes will go viral. There you go: any advertisement is good advertisement.
Now before you click the play button: some things you need to know:
- if you hate a guy named Gary, keep him in mind during the video
- if you don’t want a silly song buzzing you the rest of the day about "… in his pa-ants, … in his pa-ants", you are advised not to watch this John Chow video!
- this video could end you up thinking "John Chow: I am so tired and so sick of your shit it’s over", so be warned!
- just ask yourself why he is wearing an affiliate T-Shirt…
John Chow talks about the meaning of life or so…
How to make money from the Internet with John Chow?
It took me a long time to find out John Chow’s strategy to make money online, but this video shows it: "it’s all about making buzz".
Once the buzz attracts loads and loads of visitors then:
- start advertising his brainchild TTZ
- look for advertisers that love to be seen around a buzz.
In other words:
write a blog to attract visitors, and then
send them to places where they will be monetized.
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So if they asked me how I knew raccoon shit was blue…well… John Chow’s class: dismissed
Hidden ladies toilet bowl cam
As usual people keep on adding their URL, and yesterday on April fools day I got this link which shows the promised toilet bowl cam below.
Toilet Bowl Cam
Popularity: 12% [?]
Mas Selamat
Singaporean police hunts down Mas Selamat, Malaysian Police hunts down Nasi Lemak (which is an other word for coconut rice if you are from overseas…). Let’s compare Singaporean and Malaysian jails…
Mas Selamat: fear in Singapore
Mas Selamat bin Kastari is famous for his plan to bomb Singapore Changi Airport in 2002 (by crashing a plane through the airport… so you can imagine where he gets his ideas…).
Mas Selamat escaped from the Whitley Road Detention Centre 2 days ago (Wednesday 27 February), where he was being held following his deportation from Indonesia to Singapore in February 2006.
Mas Selamat Wanted Worldwide
Knowing Mas Selamat’s track record, he must be somewhere in Singapore or on his way to Indonesia or… what about neighbour Malaysia?
Malaysia’s democracy: fear in Malaysia
If you happen to make a demonstration these days on the streets in Malaysia, you will get the police splashing you with teargas, even if you are accompanied with your children…
Next week is elections in Malaysia: only the ruling party can make advertisement in the papers, radio and TV… what kind of democracy is that?
One of the slogans is: Vote for peace and security, vote the ruling party…
Is this a jail?
See the bars at the window? Looks like a jail, right?
But when had jail such nice chairs and curtains?
Well, it’s a picture of a Malaysian house. Maybe the insides are different, but the windows and doors have bars, just like a jail.
Why?
Because we feel scared!
If we had a government that had a police force that would keep an eye on security, would we barricade our houses like this?
Of course not!
I would love to vote for peace and security,
but that’s not what I have got from the ruling party
I feel reasonably secure in my house,
I don’t feel secure at all in Malaysia…
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In Malaysia: your house is your jail
Popularity: 4% [?]
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