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Sexy Secretary

Linky Love — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:44:29 +0000

This is an evaluation of the Sexy Secretary Case Study we published 2 hours ago.

The question was if Google would rank every new post number 1. Now if this was the case, you would have found the goldmine in how to make money online fast.

We were quite skeptical that people could make money on the Internet so easily, so we ask BlogsThatFollow at search algorithm ,if they have different test-results than we do.

No sexy secretary to be found

Sexy secretaries :
a lot of them to be found but
we are no way near of ranking high in the search engines.

Although our sexy secretary case study appears in Google, it is nowhere to be found at the first 2 SERPs.

Unlike my successful Laure Manaudoupost, which got high in the rankings fast the 18th of December, and is now dangling at number 9 (way too low for comfort…)

Laure Manaudou ranking high in search engine

Sexy Secretary and boss

Sexy Secretary and Boss Linky Love close this case study :
no such thing as cheating Google!

Whoever has other findings than this case study, please add a comment!

Technorati Tags: case study, goldmine, how to make money, number 1, search algorithm, Sexy Secretaries, Sexy Secretary, test results

How Laure Manaudou nude pictures attract fresh visitors

Linky Love — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:31:15 +0000

We posted some Laure Manaudou nude pictures 3 days ago like so:

… and we saw our unique daily visitors spike to 25.000 in stead of the average unique 5000 like so:

Laure Manaudou nude … is what attracts fresh visitors…

How to attract fresh visitors

Geek talk, content is king, keywords, optimize SEO……

NUDE ATTRACT VISITORS

Voila: 6 months Linky Love is trying to explain how you can make money online, and all it needs is a picture of Laure Manaudou in her bikini and there are all the visitors you dreamt about (well, you really didn’t dream about those visitors… but you dreamt about that amount of visitors…)

Humor attracts visitors as well!

Same day as my Laure Manaudou sexy post, a hot geek guy from France post the following Laure Manaudou completely nude photo:

Laure Manaudou sex fun on ice…
(original post at: Laure Manaudou totalement nue)

Which also brought in a big crowd of visitors:

Laure Manaudou porn on ice : "the F%$K oops FOQ effect"
(foq=phoque : French for the animal in the picture above on ice)
(original post at: The Laure Manaudou nue : l’effet du phoque)

How to attract fresh visitors summarized

follow the hot gossip news
hot means a fair amount of nudity
add in a spicy or funny picture about the hot news

and make sure you have a 040 webhost like Linky Love does
that can handle the spike of visitors:
we recommend 040 hosting!

Date Laure Manaudou

Add your profile free : Join Linky Love’s totally free personals

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Ultimate geek girl desktop tag: fuel for a new book?

Linky Love — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:12:00 +0000

Do you want free candles, free chocolate, free coffee?
Then join the contest with more prizes than contestants!
How to win your Christmas PlayBoy Bunny

Kevin and Sylvie are looking for a new subject of their book making you famous in the real world.

They just need a subject where lots of people can participate and with lots of pictures, so I thought: why not take the idea from my partner Ellie : the ultimate geek girl and make it into a book?

Ultimate geek girl wallpaper

The idea is to put the FUN back into blogging and that’s exactly what they are doing at the FuelMyBlog community: a marriage in heaven.

The rules:

I forgot how fun it is to share
your desktop screenshots with other people.

It’s a great way to find out more
about the personality behind the blog or emails.

Munny4Hunny wallpaper

Partner Jay from munny4hunny has the following wallpaper:

munny4hunny wallpaper

And you need to visit munny4hunny what is so special about his desktop!

Linky Love wallpaper

Wallpapers can reveal your personality

Britney Spears Wallpaper

Paris Hilton Wallpaper

Most likely fans of…

Ron Paul wallpaper

Mike Huckabee wallpaper

Most likely these people will change there wallpaper in a few months…

Technorati wallpaper

olpc wallpaper

Green lovers…

leweb3 wallpaper

Anita Rowland wallpaper

Red lovers…

The picture needs some text… a book?

Led Zeppelin wallpaper

Kissing wallpaper

The first wallpaper is clear: fan of…

But the second wallpaper:

is this a cat lover or a kiss lover?

So there you go:

a picture

some extra explanation about the picture

The ideal ingredients for a new book!

Putting theory to the test

Is this really going to work? Well, let me tag a few FMB bloggers and if there is any response, then we can take it from there

Another FMB book revealed

If you want to see the people behind their avatar: you can buy the book below:

showcasing 64 avatars and
sponsoring Doctors without Borders!

Revealing The …

By the Fuelmyblog Co…

Book Preview

Technorati Tags: anita rowland, blogging, ellie, free candles, free chocolate, free coffee, geek girl, girl wallpaper, heaven, marriage, mike huckabee, Paris Hilton, paris hilton wallpaper, personality, playboy bunny, prizes, real world, ron paul, sylvie, wallpapers

Zayda Peña, SEOkats and hot coffee

Linky Love — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:45:00 +0000

Zayda Peña’s news came as a shocker to me. Why would a beautiful singer for a cause get killed? Kind of get killed twice when the first attempt wasn’t successful?

I just opened my eyes in a bed that didn’t look familiar and wanted a sip of honest produce hot coffee. I felt I had to drink something of my chest, but I couldn’t remember what exactly. It felt as half a day was erased from my memory…

I did remember seeing bikini pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt and I reckon when she is considered to be fat… From now on I better stick to truffles with zero calories from Tub Truffles…

And I think I saw a video of Noelia naked, or was that me looking at myself? But if I was Noelia, then who was the hunk in the naked video? And was it really a scented candle he was holding? Yeah, Peter G, that was his name, but where did he go?

Myspace was quite empty, except for me and my even empty mind. And there were some drops of melted candle on the bed-sheets and the open facebook lying on the floor. Oh, and next to it is a gadis lucah uitm video, so where does this Noelia image fit in?

But what’s my name? Am I Zayda Peña? That would be weird because I do recall hearing about the asesinato de zayda peña. Did somebody put something in my drink? "Bebo un cafe", for sure I asked for a coffee… and since I am writing this, I am still a livejournal.

Where is my handphone? There must be somebody in my handphone that should bring my memory back after we yackety-yack… Not on the bed, not on the floor, not in the shower, it must be in my laga handback… Lipstick, Kleenex, there you go: press any button and chat back to reality!

"… Please top up…"… I switched on TV and saw somebody called Ron Paul Chavez rambling around about the importance of parenting on youtube… myspace, youtube… some bells started to winkle… Maybe I could google my name? Hmmm… that imus-say issa jolly funny izea Kind of a keyword joke I remembered reading over at the SEOkats blog… So I do have a memory!

Read the rest of my story at FuelMyBlog…

Technorati Tags: bed sheets, bikini, empty mind, facebook, gadis, half a day, hot coffee, hunk, jennifer love hewitt, lucah uitm, lying on the floor, myspace, noelia, opened my eyes, scented candle, shocker, sip, somebody put something in my drink, truffles, zero calories

Linky Love, bragging rights and Zoey Zane dangers

Linky Love — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:42:54 +0000

Linky Love bragging rights

Since last week the fresh visitors has been poring in big time at Linky Love, which makes us listing quite high on different rankings.

For independent comparisons: add your link to our very own Linky Love Toplist and become blog of the weekend!

PayPerPost RealRank 23

RealRank 23 at PayPerPost

Ranking 1 at Topblogarea

Ranking 2 at Blogflux topsites

Ranking 2 at Blogtoplist

Evaluation

Attracting visitors unfortunately is not at all about "The best content is King" …

Attracting visitors at McDonalds unfortunately is not at all about "The best hamburger is King"…

Special thanks to…

Special thanks to all the people that have been supporting me and Linky Love to name a few:

JDavid for designing the Linky Love logo
TheThinkingBlog for designing the Linky Love favicon
JoeyMoggie for showing that :

your cat should be part of your blog and
you don’t have to update your blog for 2 months and still have a lot of visitors

Fracas for showing how to attract lots of visitors
Paula Mooney for explaining clearly how you need to use Google to attract lots of visitors
DaddyP for showing that blogging has to be fun in order to be good
ThePinkC for showing that hard work pays off

Again thanks all not mentioned here as well, without you Linky Love wouldn’t be around

The Zoey Zane danger

Adolescents like Zoey Zane are as we have seen now quite vulnerable: they are in a stage of their life where they are easily influenced for the good or the bad, in this case for the bad.

Linky Love is an adolescent blog, meaning we are 7 months in: not talking big earnings yet being able to have some of the above bragging rights.

What is the direction of an adolescent? To choose a new focused direction in life.

Same with the Linky love blog: it’s time we start focusing! Like Fracas said in her own words: Linky Love is fraccing around at this moment, but she will find her way soon…

Well, we are still on our path to earn money on the Internet and the journey will continue

Technorati Tags: big time, blog, bragging rights, linky, love, payperpost, toplist, topsites

PayPerPost is a fucking …

Linky Love — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:50:39 +0000

Thanks to Ask a Blogger tipping me $10,he ranks number 1 on my TOPSPOTS and he gets lots of visitors from my site in return, including me!

Tip me $10 and I promise you lots of visitors!

Your link will be approved automatically: it takes you only 5 seconds to get listed!

So what about PayPerPost is a Fucking …

Well, once upon I time I wrote PayPerPost CEO Ted Murphy an email asking if PayPerPost is "a quick make money machine he will sell off when it’s on its peak"?

Says Ted Murphy in a personal email (it could also be written by his dog because anybody can type things these days…):

"We are focused on creating a sustainable business that is here to stay. "

Strangely I need to go to the blog ranked on top of my Tip me $10 TOPSPOTS to find out in Ted Murphy of PayPerPost is a fucking marketing genius that PayPerPost changed to Izea. No email-notification of this huge change for me …

Change your name, change the game!

Sounds oh so like politicians: we promise you the world and well, put the world in our pockets once we are on top…

What are huge changes in PayPerPost?

post reviewers don’t know any Ted Murphy : I got countless rejections for reasons CEO Ted Murphy clearly stated they are allowed to do… Ted Murphy writes in the PayPerPost boards what’s allowed: yes to affiliates and Kontera in non PayPerPost posts! Yet the amount of rejections I got because there are affiliates and Kontera posts in my blog are huge. Pointing out once what Ted Murphy says doesn’t help. I need to be persistent as a bloodsucking mosquito. I really start wondering if those PayPerPost-reviewers do know any Ted Murphy at PayPerPost after all?
the "Geographical Segmentation Holocaust", also known as the Holocaust of non US posties:

Topearner Chan: flawless English, PR +5 blogs, wrote her butt off and helped PayPerPost making lots of money. Until PayPerPost said: … "blablabla fucking marketing genious words… : no more decent opportunities for you!" In other words: You are fired!
The PageRank Vampire:
Oh, did your Google PageRank go down due to PayPerPost? Not our problem, because we are Izea!

What can you do?

1 cigarette can be fun, 1 package an hour will kill you.

Same with PayPerPost : 1 opportunity can be fun, but too much opportunities will kill you!

Diversify

As usual: put your eggs in more than 1 basket!

Take for instance Smorty:

What are huge firm and steady fundamentals in Smorty?

Smorty reviewers are clear :if you do what is stated, your post gets approved. You don’t get any surprises!
Smorty selects who gets what opportunity based on your blog, not on where you live!
Smorty makes sure you get a limited amount of opportunities so your PR doesn’t drain out!

Don’t believe all you hear at PayPerPost

Top politicians and Ted Murphy have 1 thing in common: they are marketing geniuses! But we all know politicians make promises they don’t keep.

I just had a look at PayPerPost affiliate program saying I will earn $ 15 for each approved referral. Well, I finally got 1 referral approved and what is the payout? $7.5 … No, this is not due to devaluation of the Dollar, this is exactly half of what is promised.

Smorty will pay you a lifetime 5% of each post your referral writes!

Yes: not a 1 time half of what is promised, but Smorty offers you a lifelong possibility of making money online: for each post your Smorty referral writes, you will earn 5%! And for as long as I am writing for Smorty : they keep their promises!

Start signing up wisely now!

So sign up for as much "Paid to Blog eggs" as possible, don’t burn yourself with PayPerPost and make sure Smorty is your best friend!

Think outside the box Blog of the Weekend

Linky Love — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:41:10 +0000

If you want to be the blog of the weekend, simply join us at :

ADD YOUR LINK if you Wanna be on top?
and become Blog of the Weekend

Get your link online on the spot!

Tip $10 here and Linky Love places your link instantly!

Blog of this weekend: Science Student

Imagine all the hours wasted sitting on school benches during maths and physics looking at the cute teacher but not having a clue what words came out of his mouth…

Am I talking about myself only?

Fact is that calculus and statistics never were my favorite subjects yet:

Science Student at days attracts the most amount of visitors in our Toplist Directory!

What Science Student can teach you about making money online

People are different! So think outside your box!

I never liked "pure" science but the amount of visitors Science Student gets is living proof that there is a big audience out there that can be tapped from!

And you do need to have a look how this site is organised: Nate, a science student himself, is your scientific guide in how a site needs to be for Search Engines (since Search Engines are no more than scientific results based on scientific modeling!!!).

What Science Student can teach you about SEO

Being listed on the first page in Google for "current science news" and "ohm 39 s law" should be an indication that it’s not always "sexy secretaries", "Eva Longoria Pussy" or "nude Vanessa Williams" that drags in the crowd!

In other words: don’t copy the big famous sites but look for something you know (and after 18 years of school, there is no excuse you don’t know anything…) and put it out there!

News will always be hot on the Internet
Answers on "What is…" will also always be looked after, even if it’s about Ohm… because I have no clue anymore what that’s all about, so if I need to know, I just have to visit Science Student

How you can become your own Blog of the Weekend Guestblogger

1. Give me Linky Love I cannot refuse

2. The easy way

ADD YOUR LINK and make sure to paste the HTML code sent to you in email, paste it on your blog, not your head
leave a long, big comment here making as much advertisement as you can about your own blog
highlight some (3 or so) posts in your blog that are a must visit!
add the words: guest-blogger!(so I detect your request the fastest )

Correction: Indonesia rules Technorati!

Linky Love — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:49:06 +0000

Bunga Citra Lestari is from Indonesia…

My first comment on Malaysia rules Technorati! points out that Bunga Citra Lestari is from Indonesia. Which is true, so we need to clarify some things here…

Indonesia

Indonesia is well known in Europe thanks to the Dutch colonization. Lots of Indonesians went to Holland and introduced their delicious cuisine into the quite boring Dutch kitchens

Malaysia

Malaysia is Indonesia’s neighbour and quite unknown in Europe. Twin Towers and astronauts aside: Europe gets interested when we say we are that country next to Indonesia and we don’t get the news because we don’t have suicide bombers running around our streets…

Malaysia houses 3 different cultures: Malay originating in Indonesia many years ago, Chinese and Indian. In the international press we are told to be living in harmony. When you know our languages and listen to our talks in the streets, you will hear very different stories.

Singapore

In 1964 Malaysia took there map and draw a kind of circle at the bottom of there country and said: from now on this is called Singapore and whoever Malaysian wants to go there: feel free! There is no oil, no resources, no nothing: so go and be happy!

Singapore is known worldwide. They house the same 3 different cultures as in Malaysia and there is real harmony between the 3 races: no in-law discrimination like in Malaysia!

Bunga Citra Lestari

Although Indonesia hosts the biggest Muslim population in the world, when it comes to showing pictures of women like the Citra Bunga Lestari pics in this post: Indonesia is much more open than Malaysia: like Japan is compared to therest of Asia…

So who rules Technorati?

Thanks to the colonizers who have been drawing lines between Thailand, Malaysia and Indonesia, it’s quite a mess here, just like it is a mess in Iraq or Israel… Whoever has been drawing borders between people from the same origin has not the interest of these people in mind…

Anyway, if you see the words in the tags below that you don’t know, they could be spoken by people from the south of Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia or Singapore (and even by some people in The Netherlands!).

Linky Love Misses Daddy P!

Linky Love — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:02:50 +0000

Who’s your daddy!

Misses like in missing a train… I took a plain (plane?) because I had figured out where daddy P was staying (ok, the Pica-Pica name of the bar gave it away…), ready to reveal the real face of Daddy P (or so I expect that to be under that cardboard), but oh, my dear, seems I missed daddy P by only a few seconds… (the barman was still standing there with the same cup of coffee, but a different, may I say better view, go figure…).

Never mind, I opened my double-Mac, which I won once in a Mac Donald’s Win a T-shirt or a Double Mac Contest (not to mention my double-sized feet, don’t look, don’t look!) to inform all of you that I am hot (not having the hots for mind you): I am hot on Daddy P’s track, as I can smell his blue T-shirt lingering closely…

For those who aren’t quite following my ordeal, have a visit here…

Ok, and all this has nothing to do with the tags below… but I wanted all of you to know who’s my daddy!

It’s unbelievable to what extend
people go these days
showing off the Linky Love avatar!

If you have seen the Linky Love avatar somewhere nearby you, please leave a comment with link to the picture!

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Malaysia rules Technorati!

Linky Love — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 00:00:00 +0000

Did you notice which language is spoken these days in the Technorati searches?
have a look below to discover the 2 most used languages in Technorati…

ron paul
lakshmi tatma
enzo biagi
stuart scott
17tahun indonesia lucah
youtube
mike huckabee
mp3
puki anak dara
video nasha aziz bogel
vorratsdatenspeicherung
noelia
technorati
townster
siti nurhaliza

Who rules Technorati?

Except for vorratsdatenspeicherung which is German which translates in English to "Saving Data"..

So you notice: the 2 main languages in the top searches of Technorati are English and Malay Now that kind of indicates that Malaysia rules Technorati

To help out those who don’t speak the Malaysian Language: Siti Nurhaliza is our most famous female singer. All
covered up, nothing scandalous at all!

Most of the other Malaysian words though are names or synonyms of "girls, women, naked, breasts, nude and the kind"… Which kind of explains what’s on the daily mind of Malaysians…

Video Nasha Aziz Bogel? Not really but:
It’s unbelievable to what extend
people go these days
showing off the Linky Love avatar!

If you have seen the Linky Love avatar in the weirdest places, please leave a comment with link to the picture!