What you do next

• if your name is John Chow: leave a comment and say Thanks!
• if your name is not John Chow, then post his video in any unappropriate place you can

John Chow’s shitty routine

Just Google for John Chow shit and you will find a lot of people thinking bad things about John Chow. Well, that’s because John Chow is !

But since he was my inspiration for starting a blog about how to make money online, we might as well do something back for him and post his video which he hopes will go viral. There you go: any advertisement is good advertisement.

Now before you click the play button: some things you need to know:

• if you hate a guy named Gary, keep him in mind during the video
• if you don’t want a silly song buzzing you the rest of the day about "… in his pa-ants, … in his pa-ants", you are advised not to watch this John Chow video!
• this video could end you up thinking "John Chow: I am so tired and so sick of your shit it’s over", so be warned!
• just ask yourself why he is wearing an affiliate T-Shirt…

John Chow talks about the meaning of life or so…

How to make money from the Internet with John Chow?

It took me a long time to find out John Chow’s strategy to make money online, but this video shows it: "it’s all about making buzz".

Once the buzz attracts loads and loads of visitors then:

• start advertising his brainchild TTZ
• look for advertisers that love to be seen around a buzz.

In other words:

write a blog to attract visitors, and then
send them to places where they will be monetized.

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So if they asked me how I knew raccoon shit was blue…well… John Chow’s class: dismissed

Hidden ladies toilet bowl cam

As usual people keep on adding their URL, and yesterday on April fools day I got this link which shows the promised toilet bowl cam below.

Toilet Bowl Cam

Tammy Nyp

Tammy Nyp and her "never got so famous yet evenly beautiful" friend

Nyp Tammy

Nyp Tammy and her "soon to get very famous" boyfriend

Tammy Nyp Video

Tammy Nyp Video

For those that have never heard of Tammy Nyp: she was a 17 years old Genting Highlands student from Nayang Polytechnic. So far so good and it’s February 2006.

She lost her handphone… things can happen…

The person who found her phone uploaded her Tammy Nyp videos and Tammy became the most popular search for around 2 months on the search engines. Unfortunately she didn’t know how to make money on the Internet with it, so she is just another exploited porn queen on the Internet.

Tammy Nyp Pics

Tammy Nyp pics

Fortunately for Tammy Nyp, that’s not her real name. As you could have guessed by now, NYP stands for Nanyang Polytechnic.

Tammy Nyp unsenscored

Tammy Nyp Uncensored

Unfortunately for Tammy Nyp: her handphone contained her intimate video 10-minute of Tammy Nyp and her boyfriend doing oral sex and full intercourse. But that’s all 2 years ago, why is Tammy Nyp back?

Nyp Singapore Tammy

What I love the most about the Tammy Nyp scandal is the reaction of the Singaporean government: not pointing fingers to Tammy yet making everybody aware what terrible things can happen if you love to use a handphone when you are doing private things…

Nyp Singapore Tammy :

Lose your handphone

Lose your privacy!

Unfortunately, Heath Ledger is really death after suffocating in his own vomit after taking drugs… No more making money for him…

You have a brilliant career, yet you get on drugs and get an overdose? What’s the point in working hard for the money when money is not buying what you want?

Yes, you could go in rehab like Amy Winehouse, but then that means you are already in a stage you know what is important for you: your life and your health!

So whatever you do in your life: people first, then make money online or offline…

David Roy Pescatore biography

David Roy Pescatore used to be a not too famous yet international haircut model with haircuts quite short, exotic and punk.

Ok, that was way back in the 1980s… when new wave and German singers Amanda Lear and incredibly talented punk singer Nina Hagen were top of the crop.

Nina Hagen wearing post Harajuku Clothes:
now successfully branded by Gwen Stefani

David Roy Pescatore meets Madonna

David Roy Pescatore becomes more famous by jumping on the bandwagon of 1992 Madonna’s Sex book which accompanied her Erotica album.

DR must have been upset not to have been featured amongst some of the unknown faces in Madonna’s book…

In reality, David Roy Pescatore was against sexual imagery in marketing: no muscular men, no boobs, no gender…

Unfortunately, being glamorous yet sex-less (gender neutral) doesn’t sell well, and David Roy Pescatore digged his own grave in the modeling industry.

David Roy Pescatore meets Canada

Rumors said that David Roy Pescatore got killed by rabies in Canada and David couldn’t care less to set the record straight (straight is not gender-neutral anyways).

Being out of a job, David Roy Pescatore picked up his live by becoming a pharmaceutical salesman. He purchased a home in the Philadelphia suburb of Moorestown, NJ and changed his name. All was nice and quite, just like he wanted it until…

David Roy Pescatore meets John Edwards

Pescatore is Italian for fisherman, and David Roy’s latest catch brought him in the news again:

David Roy Pescatore catches John Edwards and the world’s attention

A few days ago, Pescatore calls a radio station to give his opinions in the ongoing political radio debate about the upcoming presidential elections.

According to David Roy Pescatore: John Edwards is "the only guy out there who’s really willing to put up a fight" against "the elites who do their best to maintain a permanent underclass". During the course of the discussion, however, he left enough clues to spark interest.

An idea that he voiced already many decades ago. On top of that he portrayed himself like:

• David Roy
• having had a career in the modeling industry,
• having spent time north of the border and
• revealing to be from Moorestown.

Shows that the radio show has lots of listeners: some of them assembled the puzzle that David Roy was no less than David Roy Pescatore.

Technorati Tags: David Roy Pescatore | David Roy | Ron Paul | John Edwards | Politics | Democracy | Fashion | Hair | Amanda Lear | Nina Hagen | Punk | Harajuku | Harajuku clothes

Of course you need to find those contests, and the place to go is the FuelMyBlog community!

More visitors contest case study

1. there is a contest at fuelmyblog you better join now, because:
1. there are more prizes than contestants
2. tomorrow it ends!
2. you join like Jayleen does with a lovely entry and lovely pictures like so:
   
   Picture art from Jayleen Brentlinger
3. Linky Love likes the entry and:
1. visits Jayleen’s blog
2. brags about Jayleen’s post now
3. adds a link to Jayleen’s blog
4. Linda likes the entry and:
1. visits Jayleen’s blog
2. brags about Jayleen’s post here
3. adds a link to Jayleen’s blog
5. Before you know it: the whole world is visiting your blog and is linking to your blog!

Don’t believe me? Believe yourself then! All you have to do is join now!

Suppose you never heard about the above, and you meet Noelia for the first time. You get to know Noelia better and you have a look at this youtube video where Noelia shows off her big… sunglasses below.

So this is yet another girl making money in the music business.

Now Noelia tells you that she has been sexually abused 4 years ago… Do you believe her or don’t you?

Most likely after seeing all the naked Noelia videos you would say at best: "she could be sexually abused, but then, she most likely provoked it…".

As if there is such a dumb thing to say like:
provoking people in order to get the benefit of the rape…

Noelia accuses Jorge Reynoso for sexual abuse 4 years ago

4 years ago you would say? Why believe somebody that only speaks after 4 years? Why believe the women in the chiropractor sexual abuse case after 10 years of silence?

In case of being a blond in a male dominated society looking like Noelia…

Video Noelia or non:
being beautiful in Mexico
will leave every men telling you that
you "provoked your sexual abuse"…

Noelia sextape finally has done something good for Noelia Monge. Brutal army and interrogation tactics strip people naked in order to break their moral and get to the core of the person.

Same thing happened with Noelia: after her sexual abuse she went into therapy, which kept the case even more silent because you try to cope with your sexual abuse "alone in the dark".

But being stripped naked and shown all over the Internet with so called Noelia porno videos, it broke down Noelia to her core, yet she is able to lift herself up to stand up for herself and to fight for her cause. Simple put: she has nothing more to loose, so she can only win.

Just remember: it’s not because nobody speaks about sexual abuse, that we live in a save and sound world where everybody is happy and predators are no more…

Noelia Video

If you want to understand Noelia’s lyrics:

Linky Love recommends: Learn Spanish at Spanish Words

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Elfyouself… Elf Yous Elf ? Actually it’s : ElfYourSelf!

ElfYourSelf: your best new year greeting card ever

OfficeMax’s ElfYourself.com is One of the Hottest Holiday Web Greeting cards of this moment: more than 65 million ElfYourself.com visitors have created more than 41 million elves to date since the site launched in mid November.

You can upload up to 4 faces, stick them on the elves, personalize the text and send your greetings worldwide!

Elfyourself

Elfyourself : add up to 4 faces and send the worlds most funny greeting card now!

Elfyourself youtube

Elfyourself youtube:
make your own Elfyourself youtube video in no time and
become famous at youtube!

Technorati Tags: elfyouself | elfyourself | youtube

Kevin and Sylvie are looking for a new subject of their book making you famous in the real world.

They just need a subject where lots of people can participate and with lots of pictures, so I thought: why not take the idea from my partner Ellie : the ultimate geek girl and make it into a book?

Ultimate geek girl wallpaper

The idea is to put the FUN back into blogging and that’s exactly what they are doing at the FuelMyBlog community: a marriage in heaven.

The rules:

I forgot how fun it is to share
your desktop screenshots with other people.

It’s a great way to find out more
about the personality behind the blog or emails.

Munny4Hunny wallpaper

Partner Jay from munny4hunny has the following wallpaper:

munny4hunny wallpaper

And you need to visit munny4hunny what is so special about his desktop!

Linky Love wallpaper

Linky Love wallpaper

Wallpapers can reveal your personality

Most likely fans of…

Most likely these people will change there wallpaper in a few months…

Green lovers…

Red lovers…

The picture needs some text… a book?

The first wallpaper is clear: fan of…

But the second wallpaper:

is this a cat lover or a kiss lover?

So there you go:

a picture
some extra explanation about the picture

The ideal ingredients for a new book!

Putting theory to the test

Is this really going to work? Well, let me tag a few FMB bloggers and if there is any response, then we can take it from there

• http://joeymoggie.wordpress.com/
• http://www.purrfectwebsite.com/
• http://www.dungun.blogspot.com/
• http://catsparkle.blogspot.com/
• http://chambrenoire.wordpress.com/
• http://catherinemarie.wordpress.com/
• http://adan-way.blogspot.com/
• http://www.ailurophile.com/stuph
• http://greengathering.blogspot.com/
• http://darbeaudin.blogspot.com/
• Kevin and Sylvie
• Fracas
• Linda

Another FMB book revealed

If you want to see the people behind their avatar: you can buy the book below:

showcasing 64 avatars and
sponsoring Doctors without Borders!

Revealing The …

By the Fuelmyblog Co…

Book Preview

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What’s the hype about Percanat? You should see it up close here to believe it and then read on to better understand it. Be prepared: it could get hot and ugly!

Percanat up close and personal!

You are even more famous when you are death

First and foremost, sadly but true, percanat… your popularity ratings go up when you die. Have a look at our top website.

If you are a regular here, remember all the controversy that surrounded our Zoey Zane posts…

And if you find all this weird: switch on your news-channel and listen how many times the word death, killed, shot… is used.

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know what’s hot and what’s not, you need to have a TV…

So which hot topics do you use to attract fresh visitors?

Any hot topic that:

• is hot in the news
• is something you love writing about

Where to find hot topics?

• Noelia and the kind: female + sex + video… you can be sure you have visitors. Just like with anything you write about: if the subject is none of your interest, your blog won’t survive…
• TV celebrities : just switch on your TV and see who is on, it can’t get easier than that and chance is big that the personalities "don’t bare it all". That’s good if you want your blog to be accepted in family oriented blog for money services like PayPerPost, Text-Link-Ads and the like.
• Jenny Bush: play with what you see and combine stuff, like Ellen DeGeneres when she convinced first daughter Jenna Bush to call her TV celebrity parents (yeah, you don’t have to be a filmstar to be a TV celebrity) during a taping of The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Ellen has seen her ratings rocketing and she didn’t have to produce any content herself, she just had to put the right person doing the right thing. SMART! And it’s always FUN to see the parents sleeping around in the White House…
• FUN is another keyword: joke around with anything in the news, lolcats included…
• Read Digg, twitter and the like and add in your own new word like Percanat, get some bloggers involved, especially all your blogger friends, and start a hype yourself!

Percanat

From time to time some people start a buzz about nothing and tadaa: the visitors come flocking in! Now "nothing" is an understatement like nobodies business! It’s really "something" but you can’t find anything about it…

Got the idea? They just created their own niche!

Percanat is something you can find in the German blogosphere. Somebody took a few minutes, added "percanat’ in Twitter and boom bang, lots of bloggers started in the fun! And the things coming out of it are quite astonishing:

• The st. percanatsdom in Koln (tknuewer)
• Seems you can smoke it for your own pleasure of breathing…
• Percanat becomes useful for clearing the roads of snow in an environment friendly way
• people even registered the domain percanat.de

So Linky Love wishes everybody a Happy Percanat with lot’s of visitors showing up!

Technorati Tags: Percanat | Noelia | Jenny Bush | Zoey Zane

Ok, I admit, that’s not a lot of dating material, but on the other hand, you can only date one person at a time, so go and have a look at Linky Love’s Asian Dating Online.

Better still: join in the dating fun and join our totally free personals so you can meet our fun loving woman or ambitious vibrant man!