What you do next

• if your name is John Chow: leave a comment and say Thanks!
• if your name is not John Chow, then post his video in any unappropriate place you can

John Chow’s shitty routine

Just Google for John Chow shit and you will find a lot of people thinking bad things about John Chow. Well, that’s because John Chow is !

But since he was my inspiration for starting a blog about how to make money online, we might as well do something back for him and post his video which he hopes will go viral. There you go: any advertisement is good advertisement.

Now before you click the play button: some things you need to know:

• if you hate a guy named Gary, keep him in mind during the video
• if you don’t want a silly song buzzing you the rest of the day about "… in his pa-ants, … in his pa-ants", you are advised not to watch this John Chow video!
• this video could end you up thinking "John Chow: I am so tired and so sick of your shit it’s over", so be warned!
• just ask yourself why he is wearing an affiliate T-Shirt…

John Chow talks about the meaning of life or so…

How to make money from the Internet with John Chow?

It took me a long time to find out John Chow’s strategy to make money online, but this video shows it: "it’s all about making buzz".

Once the buzz attracts loads and loads of visitors then:

• start advertising his brainchild TTZ
• look for advertisers that love to be seen around a buzz.

In other words:

write a blog to attract visitors, and then
send them to places where they will be monetized.

Like GO TO Adopt a puppy for FREE now!

So if they asked me how I knew raccoon shit was blue…well… John Chow’s class: dismissed

Hidden ladies toilet bowl cam

As usual people keep on adding their URL, and yesterday on April fools day I got this link which shows the promised toilet bowl cam below.

Toilet Bowl Cam

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Picture of Fidel Castro’s legacy:
don’t spend money if you have no other choice

Some countries like US manage to destroy satellites without even using them:

Destruction of "Spy Satellite":
Spend billions making a satellite
Don’t use it because it is useless
Spend billions on a navy ship
Spend even more on missiles

Then shoot it all in oblivity!

Do you want a vintage car or nothing shot into nowhere?

What is Bush complaining about Fidel Castro during and now even after Fidel Castro in Power? Is it really necessary to spend billions on useless things when you could have spend it on 25% of your population getting some healthcare done?

But we shoot the satellite out of health concern! ????

Apart of the question: why did you have to make the satellite in the first place…

1. Listen to the "intelligent" reason to shoot down the spy satellite

Government officials say they are concerned that the fuel tank could land in a populated area, rupture and turn into a toxic gas.

2. Listen to the "intelligent" reason why satellite derby won’t harm us

Government officials say : since about three-quarters of the world is water and a small percent is inhabited…

Are they talking about the same earth as in reason 1?
yes they are…

Oh I see….

There are about 100 re-entries of space debris each year with few, if any, reports of injuries.

How accurate is : with few if any…

And we all sit by and watch, wondering why our beloved US is going bankrupt and of course dragging it’s people in it first, polluting the entire planet earth again a bit extra?

No problem says the Government, we are wise: we just landed our Space shuttle so no derby will hurt that one, with few if any…

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Tammy Nyp

Tammy Nyp and her "never got so famous yet evenly beautiful" friend

Nyp Tammy

Nyp Tammy and her "soon to get very famous" boyfriend

Tammy Nyp Video

Tammy Nyp Video

For those that have never heard of Tammy Nyp: she was a 17 years old Genting Highlands student from Nayang Polytechnic. So far so good and it’s February 2006.

She lost her handphone… things can happen…

The person who found her phone uploaded her Tammy Nyp videos and Tammy became the most popular search for around 2 months on the search engines. Unfortunately she didn’t know how to make money on the Internet with it, so she is just another exploited porn queen on the Internet.

Tammy Nyp Pics

Tammy Nyp pics

Fortunately for Tammy Nyp, that’s not her real name. As you could have guessed by now, NYP stands for Nanyang Polytechnic.

Tammy Nyp unsenscored

Tammy Nyp Uncensored

Unfortunately for Tammy Nyp: her handphone contained her intimate video 10-minute of Tammy Nyp and her boyfriend doing oral sex and full intercourse. But that’s all 2 years ago, why is Tammy Nyp back?

Nyp Singapore Tammy

What I love the most about the Tammy Nyp scandal is the reaction of the Singaporean government: not pointing fingers to Tammy yet making everybody aware what terrible things can happen if you love to use a handphone when you are doing private things…

Nyp Singapore Tammy :

Lose your handphone

Lose your privacy!

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What brings you the most blog traffic?

Linda is collecting all answers on the above question, so answer her here or leave a comment at Linky Love.

If you leave a comment here, it will be featured

How does Linky Love do it?

Summarized: using all the SEO techniques, Internet marketing techniques and lots of hard work!

Search Engine Traffic

Mainly I depend on search engine traffic and keep on evaluating everything I do and anything I can find:

• that’s why I am reading here and now
• that’s why I closely monitor the blog showing their daily statistics at http://www.linkylove.net/addyourlink

Unlike ordinateurvivant I don’t submit to search engines: if a search engine cannot find me, then I am doing something wrong.

I still need to reveal the secret of Joey Moggie attracting tons of visitors without updating her blog! This is the ultimate example of a blog getting lots of visitors without ever updating the blog…

Time is nude

Like my mentor Fracas says:

• something nude helps
• time is an issue, let me explain the latter

Search Engines: short term and long term strategies

I use 2 ways to get search engine traffic:

• the fast and furious using Google Trend Labs. I leave the honours to somebody else to explain the nifty gritty of it, but you could have a look at my Google Trend Labs case study : you can get a lot of visitors fast, but this flood of visitors will only last a few hours to a few days
• the slow and steady doing all the right SEO techniques: like ordinateurvivant says: you will only get your flood of new visitors in 3 to 6 months… French Swear Words is my SEO example here.

Communities

I use the "go party with your famous friend" technique.

You know the girl that’s always famous on the party? If it’s not you, then the best thing to do is stand next to her (The way Kim Kardashian got famous standing next to Paris Hilton, like so: )

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape , see Kim Kardashian standing next to Paris Hilton
(Read more about Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Sex Video)

How it works? In stead of doing your own thing in communities or blogspot, you add your blog to the profile of somebody you know.

Your blog gets instant attention thanks to just standing in the shadow of your friend

Now if you really get better than your friend, your friend should have the love to stand in your shadow and grow with you.

That’s a win-win I practiced with the blogspot Link Love profile: the original blogspot profile stated at French Manicure Pictures is not mine nor the vivid amount of blogs underneath…

Further on: communities are all about participating in the community, so you have to see for yourself if working the community is working for you.

Natural Visitors

Meaning somebody just types in: "mysite.com" in their browser. I leave the honours to somebody else to explain the nifty gritty, it works for me for Gwen Stefani Sweet Escape.

Pointing visitors to your other site

Add links on other blogs you have to other blogs you have, especially on:

• blogs attracting lots of visitors or
• being right on topic.

Again hard work and looking at the bragging me and Fracas did in response to Linda’s request, we did manage to convert a few of our visitors in participating to her contest (which is the next step after attracting visitors, so 1 participant could well be the result after 1000 visitors).

Evaluate yourself

Keeping track of what works and looking for new ideas every day!

What about nude?

Let’s go back to the Paris Hilton Kim Kardashian story. You do not need to use nudity all the time, since nudity is not family approved (although it is hard to create families without nudity in the first place, try to get the logic…).

Kim Kardashian ass ets:
No nudity, just making sure Kim Kardashian is next to Paris Hilton
yet almost all over the picture. Smart!

Kim Kardashian Playboy on the right
Paris Hilton on her left
and Kim in the middle of the picture. Smart!

Kim Kardashian Naked ?
Not at all,
let Paris Hilton show her bikini but
leave your assets to the imagination. Smart!

Kim Kardashian tape, Kim Kardashian Playboy…
What’s the difference with the above pictures?
1. Kim Kardashian is not standing next to Paris Hilton
2. Kim Kardashian suddenly is quite naked…

What we learn from Kim Kardashian is:

• if you play "the best friend of the community" strategy: let Paris Hilton do all the work, just make sure you are in the picture, preferably in the front or the middle. You will be famous on the spot because you are suddenly seen everywhere!
• if you play your own assets and that’s your body, for sure you don’t show it in competition of your "best friend" in your best friends’ community. And when nudity is not your asset, the main rule is:
• join others that can compliment you
• be the best in any niche possible to wipe out any competition in that niche

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Elfyouself… Elf Yous Elf ? Actually it’s : ElfYourSelf!

ElfYourSelf: your best new year greeting card ever

OfficeMax’s ElfYourself.com is One of the Hottest Holiday Web Greeting cards of this moment: more than 65 million ElfYourself.com visitors have created more than 41 million elves to date since the site launched in mid November.

You can upload up to 4 faces, stick them on the elves, personalize the text and send your greetings worldwide!

Elfyourself

Elfyourself : add up to 4 faces and send the worlds most funny greeting card now!

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Elfyourself youtube:
make your own Elfyourself youtube video in no time and
become famous at youtube!

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• the hubby or boyfriend who wants to spice up his partners’ life but has no clue nor diamonds to do so…
• the girl who has a hubby or boyfriend like above…

How to spice up your Christmas for free

Bunnies and kittens like me get in the mood like so:

Warm sexy, cozy kittymitties filled with goodies hanging on the Christmas tree…

Zero calorie Tub truffles that are so sweet my tongue can’t resist them nor anything else…

Romantic scented candles and some imagination lets you be even more creative with candles…

Unlimited fill up of honest produce coffee will turn this kitten into a tiger…

And a lovely Laga bag like this one I would even wear without clothes…
because like the naked Peta posters for not wearing fur,
these beautiful handbags are all made in exotic Indonesia
to built up the tsunami struck communities…

How you can win all the above for free!

Quite simple: there is a contest you can join with 12 prizes and only 3 participants so far!

How to win these most romantic Christmas prizes

1. Write your entry around the 5 pics above, with links to the sponsors:
1. SEO kats : the best blog to learn how to get more visitors
2. Tub Truffles: delicious zero calorie chocolates (just the name will do, no link needed)
3. Peter G Candles: romantic scented candles
4. The Mad Roaster: honest produce delicious tasting coffee
5. Laga Handbags: beautiful handbags for and from the tsunami survivors in Indonesia

   Write what you want, the above could be used as an example (yup, you got that right: I put all the links under the pics…)

2. leave a comment here to tell "us" where your entry can be read. Why? Because "us" are 8000 bloggers from the thriving FuelMyBlog dying to stumble over to your blog to read your entry and maybe come back in future with our friends giving your blog even more visitors!
   Leave a comment here to get 8000 new visitors to your blog!
3. Sit back and relax: you surely will win one of the above 12 prizes as long as there are less than 12 participants!

Drop all you are doing and start writing now: the contest stops the 15th of December!
You will get lots of visitors to your site and
most likely win a more than $100 dollar prize!

Extra buzz for the contest

I invite the following to please join in and get even more visitors + win the prizes:

• Ellie
• Jay
• Geek Girl Wannabe
• 1000 Paperclips
• Z
• Bisdak’s footprints
• Mayilah’s snippets
• Cityslicker mom
• Julia
• Jenna

Requesting the following contest blogs to announce the contest

Please announce the contest (copy-paste below if needed)

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1. Write your entry around the links below:
1. SEO kats : the best blog to learn how to get more visitors
2. Tub Truffles: delicious zero calorie chocolates (just the name will do, no link needed)
3. Peter G Candles: romantic scented candles
4. The Mad Roaster: honest produce delicious tasting coffee
5. Laga Handbags: beautiful handbags for and from the tsunami survivors in Indonesia

   Write what you want, how much you want, please be creative
    

2. leave a comment here to tell "us" where your entry can be read. Why? Because "us" are 8000 bloggers from the thriving FuelMyBlog dying to stumble over to your blog to read your entry and maybe come back in future with our friends giving your blog even more visitors!
   Leave a comment here to get 8000 new visitors to your blog!
3. Sit back and relax: you surely will win one of the above 12 prizes as long as there are less than 12 participants!

Drop all you are doing and start writing now: the contest stops the 15th of December!
You will get lots of visitors to your site and
most likely win a more than $100 dollar prize!

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• Mr Prizes

and

• The Prize Blog
  
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With lots of Linky Love back to Linda

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Zoukout : Best dance beach party ever from 8pm to 8am
in Sentosa: Singapore!

Whilst in Malaysia they are still bickering about what the accepted dresscode should be on the beautiful beaches of Terranganu… On top of that there is wild protest about Gwen Stefani Clothes being too sexy or not. And to top it all of, Malaysia wants to be truly Asia when it comes to promoting there country as a tourist haven…

Singapore tops it all of with Zoukout: a hot beach party getting international recognition. Gosh: Europe is shivering cold, where better to go than warm Singapore where you can party all night long?

Exactly what happened the 8th of December at Zoukout with lots of cewek dancing the night away on a cream of the cream of DJ’s.

Zouk is a well-known club in Malaysia and no wonder they are in Singapore as well.

Read it all at zoukout or watch the zoukout video from last year below.

cewek | zoukout

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Both loved by me and the advertisers using it!

"After I gave Linky Love a $10.00 tip, I’ve increased traffic coming from this website to mine. It’s working for me & it should work for you too!" Tip her here! Mae, The Postcard Collector

PageRank went up from zero to 4, and back to zero.

RealRank went up to 1, which means: the best ranked blog from 80.000 bloggers at PayPerPost!!!

But: it’s earnings that count!

Monthly earnings month 7

$ 1626.26 total

• Month 7: $ 217.76

• Month 6: $ 713.18
• Month 5: $ 368.57
  
• Month 4: $ 195.56
  
• Month 3: $ 44.10
  
• Month 2: $ 62.28
  
• Month 1: $ 24.81

Breakdown Earnings Month 7

• 1 week Bidvertiser: 9.01$
• 3 weeks Adsense: 54.27$

• PPP postie prostitute : 51$
• Gwen Stefani Clothes: 13 $
• Blogsvertise: 10$
• Smorty: 12$
  
• Kontera: 5.48$
• ScratchBack: 63$
  
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Evaluation

You need to depend on internal factors in order to make money. In other words: you need to be fully in control of the tools and money makers you use.

In simple terms: if you depend on PR: Google just needs to wipe your PR out and you are out of business. This means you can start selling your ad-spots, or jump the new bandwagon of scratchmyback : a Google approved way of linking paid ads! (using simple "nofollow" javascript: a genius like Jim Kukral came up with this idea and you earn 90% of what you ask!).

Awards + ADD your AD

Since we want to rely on our own in order to sell ads, we need to show advertisers what is happening behind the screens.

Therefore I added :

• an awards page bragging about how famous or good my blog is
• an Add your ad page, telling advertisers how many and what kind of visitors they will show their ads to

Yes, you need to start bragging about yourself: show your good qualities so you can monetize them!

Go Affiliate

Lots of money can be made if you know how to be an affiliate, which you can see in my Month 6: $ 713.18 earnings where I showed my affiliate earnings from my French Swear Words.

If you want to go the affiliate path : buy Rosalind Gardner’s ebook.

This little investment will save time, money and effort on everything from affiliate software to web hosting. And I earned my money back within 1 month, be it on my French Swear Words blog

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Blog of this weekend:
Death by 1000 Papercuts

Death by 1000 Papercuts

How to attract lots of visitors: learn from Death by 1000 Papercuts

Although with some weird imagination you could even find Ubuntu sexy, Death by 1000 Papercuts uses a complete different weirdness to attract visitors, none of the ones you think about:

War! Terror! Weirdness! War on Drugs and War on Terror, as well as General Weirdness and Unsolved Crime coverage.
Home of the Infidel Warrior Babes comics and Pixelaneous photo essays.

Although I cannot find oldfashion SEO strategies (that means they must be well hidden ) , Death by 1000 Papercuts is using lots of Internet Marketing ideas to attract visitors:

1. Content is King: Especially when you ramble about the latest hot topics in the news. Yes: you can find about 100 entires about Ron Paul on Youtube, more about Ron Paul videos and youtube, lots of coverage about Lori Drew and Megan Meier on Myspace, NEW points of view like MySpace crimes (yes, did you know there are people specialized in Myspace crimes in the first place?, well Death by 1000 Papercuts knows!)
2. Content is King: TV personalities like Dog the bounty Hunter again get lots and lots of coverage. Meaning: they not only take what’s hot in the news, but they follow up! Now that’s a great way to let your visitors return!
   Anyways, Dog, Britney Spears or Paris Hilton: who is the cutest or don’t they just all look alike in these 3 pictures…
   Much less coverage about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears : whether Britney Spears has Oxycotin or not? What is Oxycotin? Well: Death by 1000 Papercuts knows!
3. Content is King: Iraq. Needless to say more that this is a hot topic for "ages" already, so again, lots of coverage there.
4. Daily Cartoon: not by Zuda yet by Andertoons.
   
   "Daily …" is a piece of javascript that gives you something new every day without you having to update anything! Great when you are on holiday
5. FuelMyBlog
   Death by 1000 Papercuts is member of the FuelMyBlog community: a community that strives for quality in stead of quantity: needless to say: it’s my favorite community since the web2.0 revolution!
6. Automatic counters, statistics…
   Again: content that’s updated without you having to do anything. I personally love the updated by the second "money spent for the war in Iraq". All this money could have been spent to make sure the air you breath is clean or the water in the rivers can contain fish again, or something to prevent cancer or what about using water (hydrogen) to drive your cars and keep the environment clean? Noooooo, we have to shoot it all up in Iraq! Please vote for us because we don’t care about you nor your health! Don’t you love democracy? If you do, you better find out what Death by 1000 Papercuts thinks about "freedom of speech"
   
7. Do I need to go on? You better have a look yourself what you can learn from Death by 1000 Papercuts in order to attract lots and lots of visitors!

I wonder why no coverage (yet?) about Bernie Ward, Tadd Grandstaff or The Golden Compass… as there is no doubt a huge correlation between religion and politics as well… But then: with already so many topics covered, one has to know there are only so many hours in a day you can sit down and blog…

How you can become Blog of the Weekend

You don’t have to look like Brad Pitt nor like T Rails… All you need to do is:

1. Give me Linky Love I cannot refuse

2. The easy way

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What’s the hype about Percanat? You should see it up close here to believe it and then read on to better understand it. Be prepared: it could get hot and ugly!

Percanat up close and personal!

You are even more famous when you are death

First and foremost, sadly but true, percanat… your popularity ratings go up when you die. Have a look at our top website.

If you are a regular here, remember all the controversy that surrounded our Zoey Zane posts…

And if you find all this weird: switch on your news-channel and listen how many times the word death, killed, shot… is used.

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know what’s hot and what’s not, you need to have a TV…

So which hot topics do you use to attract fresh visitors?

Any hot topic that:

• is hot in the news
• is something you love writing about

Where to find hot topics?

• Noelia and the kind: female + sex + video… you can be sure you have visitors. Just like with anything you write about: if the subject is none of your interest, your blog won’t survive…
• TV celebrities : just switch on your TV and see who is on, it can’t get easier than that and chance is big that the personalities "don’t bare it all". That’s good if you want your blog to be accepted in family oriented blog for money services like PayPerPost, Text-Link-Ads and the like.
• Jenny Bush: play with what you see and combine stuff, like Ellen DeGeneres when she convinced first daughter Jenna Bush to call her TV celebrity parents (yeah, you don’t have to be a filmstar to be a TV celebrity) during a taping of The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Ellen has seen her ratings rocketing and she didn’t have to produce any content herself, she just had to put the right person doing the right thing. SMART! And it’s always FUN to see the parents sleeping around in the White House…
• FUN is another keyword: joke around with anything in the news, lolcats included…
• Read Digg, twitter and the like and add in your own new word like Percanat, get some bloggers involved, especially all your blogger friends, and start a hype yourself!

Percanat

From time to time some people start a buzz about nothing and tadaa: the visitors come flocking in! Now "nothing" is an understatement like nobodies business! It’s really "something" but you can’t find anything about it…

Got the idea? They just created their own niche!

Percanat is something you can find in the German blogosphere. Somebody took a few minutes, added "percanat’ in Twitter and boom bang, lots of bloggers started in the fun! And the things coming out of it are quite astonishing:

• The st. percanatsdom in Koln (tknuewer)
• Seems you can smoke it for your own pleasure of breathing…
• Percanat becomes useful for clearing the roads of snow in an environment friendly way
• people even registered the domain percanat.de

So Linky Love wishes everybody a Happy Percanat with lot’s of visitors showing up!

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