Zayda Peña, SEOkats and hot coffee

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gadis lucah uitm video Zayda Peña’s news came as a shocker to me. Why would a beautiful singer for a cause get killed? Kind of get killed twice when the first attempt wasn’t successful?

I just opened my eyes in a bed that didn’t look familiar and wanted a sip of honest produce hot coffee. I felt I had to drink something of my chest, but I couldn’t remember what exactly. It felt as half a day was erased from my memory…

I did remember seeing bikini pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt and I reckon when she is considered to be fat… From now on I better stick to truffles with zero calories from Tub Truffles…

And I think I saw a video of Noelia naked, or was that me looking at myself? But if I was Noelia, then who was the hunk in the naked video? And was it really a scented candle he was holding? Yeah, Peter G, that was his name, but where did he go?

Myspace was quite empty, except for me and my even empty mind. And there were some drops of melted candle on the bed-sheets and the open facebook lying on the floor. Oh, and next to it is a gadis lucah uitm video, so where does this Noelia image fit in?

But what’s my name? Am I Zayda Peña? That would be weird because I do recall hearing about the asesinato de zayda peña. Did somebody put something in my drink? "Bebo un cafe", for sure I asked for a coffee… and since I am writing this, I am still a livejournal.

Where is my handphone? There must be somebody in my handphone that should bring my memory back after we yackety-yack… Not on the bed, not on the floor, not in the shower, it must be in my laga handback… Lipstick, Kleenex, there you go: press any button and chat back to reality!

"… Please top up…"… I switched on TV and saw somebody called Ron Paul Chavez rambling around about the importance of parenting on youtube… myspace, youtube… some bells started to winkle… Maybe I could google my name? Hmmm… that imus-say issa jolly funny izea Kind of a keyword joke I remembered reading over at the SEOkats blog… So I do have a memory!

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