Dirty pick up lines

Enjoy our top 10 dirty pick up lines which could make you laugh and your date run. Dirty chat up lines do work when:

 

  • you do love each other and
     
  • your partner loves your sense of humor big time.

 

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Top 10 most dirty pick up lines

 

If you want to read more cheesy pick up lines, check out these dirty chat up lines.

 

  1. Are you Natasha, my contact?
     
  2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
     
  3. Are you new around here? I’ve had sex with most of the girls in here so it’s nice to see new talent.
     
  4. Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I’m sure you can offer 69.
     
  5. Let’s get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it’s up to you.
     
  6. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
     
  7. I’m like Domino’s Pizza, if you don’t come in 30 minutes the next one is free…
     
  8. My name is Justin. Justincredible.
     
  9. (Rub her forehead) Did you know that you’ve got "threesome" written on your forehead?
     
  10. Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money, and walk away.

 

Please leave a comment when you know more funny dirty pick up lines.

 

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