Al Gore
Al Jazeera, Al Qaida, Al Gore… an other player in the War on Error? Let’s have a closer look in who Al Gore is and what he has accomplished for human kind!
Al Gore iii
First I have to stress that this is going to be a serious post : Al Gore has stage iii mouth cancer, you can see how the tumor is getting quite big at the right bottom of his mouth.
This is a very rare form of cancer and has to do with too much exposure to sun light (like skin cancer) and telling the truth, the only truth and nothing but the truth.
Al Gore for president
With a mouth that has never spoken a lie, Al Gore is the ideal candidate to run for president.
Let’s face it: this guy has a clear vision, not only for himself, for his country, but for the whole universe.
The vision is as clear as ice: no more global warming!
But before talking about the future, let’s talk about the things Al Gore has accomplished already
Al gore Nobel peace prize
Yes, the guy in the picture on the right is truly Al Gore working for peace in Vietnam.
And in his left hand, that’s not any gun, that’s the famous Al Gore Peace Gun!
Al Gore was on a mission then, so it’s only logical he finally got acknowledged for his peace efforts by winning the Nobel peace price.
Al Gore Nobel
Which is Arabic and translates as follows:
- Al : adjective – the
- Gore : Canoe-shaped section of a globe surface on which a portion of a map is drawn. Gores, glued to the surface of a globe, show an image of the world.
- Nobel : the guy who invented dynamite, let me stress this again: for peaceful activities only. You don’t have to live in Iran to see this.
Al Gore Nobel prize
The only reason why Al Gore won the Nobel prize is because you can only give the Nobel prize to people that are alive. Now there was a women this year being 90 and still winning the Nobel prize.
If you look at the picture on the right and the picture above only taken a few years ago, it’s clear that Al Gore is never going to be 90: bloated because global warming hasn’t reached the stage yet that it’s warm enough to melt Al Gore’s fat.
Thumbs up for the next prize, because we all love winning something, don’t we?
Draft Al Gore
This is the original draft Al Gore made for his little eco friendly mention.
Unfortunately, the contractors didn’t follow the draft to perfection as you can see below.
Al Gore house
We said it again, this is not the environment friendly house Al Gore drafted above,
this is what the contractors cunningly delivered.
And we all know how difficult it is to deal with contractors, so spare Al Gore for having cut the trees. To be fare: the chimneys at the background resemble trees from far, isn’t it? So no real harm done!
Al Gore global warming
No, we are not implying Al Gore is at the root of all global warming!
On the contrary!
How can you blame a person who has light bulb moments every second of the day to be a contributor in global warming? It’s not his fault that light bulb moments use up good old non energy savings bulbs…
Al Gore Internet
One of his hottest light bulb moments came when Al Gore invented the Internet!
Yes, and we may be all real happy that Al Gore is a person with a sense of community: just imagine where this planet would be if Al gore claimed his invention for his own personal use only…
Thanks Al Gore for inventing the Internet and for sharing it with us. I give credits to whom deserving it!
Al Gore bio
Although Al Gore looks human, he is just another cartoon from the Simpsons that made
the step to the big screen and to the human world.
How this all is possible, you should have learned in your bio classes, if not you should get re-educated and watch all the Simpsons episodes again!
Al Gore movie
Yes, Al Gore is one of those hard working Simpsons that made his own Hollywood Al Gore movie!
Not only are all facts in the Al Gore movie based on actual life stories, the little Golden statue is made from pure environment friendly gold and no fire was used during assembly!
Contact Al Gore
Ok, this picture shows me loud and clear which political party Al Gore belongs to.
That political party with the slogan : " I didn’t have sex with that woman".
Or should he have meant "That Woman", which in fact is a non living creature as it cannot be taxed, therefore it’s no lie saying that you don’t have sex with That Woman.
Email Al Gore
Please, for crying out loud: stop cutting trees for making paper.
Al Gore invented the Internet so you can email Al Gore. Like that he will have a paperless office and the trees can live. Trees, you know those creatures that you need to keep the earth from heating up. Global warming anyone?
Al Gore Biography
Al Gore: Inventor of the Internet, cooling down the earth…
There is only 1 way to summarize the Al Gore Biography:
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